How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
