and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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