glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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