no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude i'm inner monologue high
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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