i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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