shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If I die, sorry about rent.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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