White coat. Heels.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
how does that bad decision feel?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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