I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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