Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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