Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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