i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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