I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
