i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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