I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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