matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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