obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
