in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
So much rum. So many feels.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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