He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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