My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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