I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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