did you get engaged???
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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