I hope mine doesn't look like that
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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