Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Let's get the cat blown out
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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