Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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