Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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