Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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