Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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