can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
