dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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