Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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