I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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