Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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