Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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