Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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