Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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