Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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