Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Never underestimate the power of titties
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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