bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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