i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he fucked my hip out of place.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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