redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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