I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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