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sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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