Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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