well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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