I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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