I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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