Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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