Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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