Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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