It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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