Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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