idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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