i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I want to be your penis for a week.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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