I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My pussy is not your playground.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
And my parents said I crawled through the house
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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